Wednesday, February 17, 2016

Official 2016 NASCAR Drinking game - Powered by The Dale Guys

Two years later it's time for a reboot of NASCAR's best drinking game! Remember, no complaints when you're too hungover for work on Monday. I didn't make you drink 14 Budweiser's, I just gave you a reason to.

We're always looking for suggestions or additions, so if you think of anything tweet at us. Hopefully Jeff Gordon can give us a few new rules during his debut in the booth.



To recap, in order to play each participant must select a driver. If you have any newbies, give them a Busch brother and curse them out all race. Try not to pick any one-bars, riding around the back takes the fun out of the game. 

DRIVER SPECIFIC RULES
  • Take one drink when:
    • Your driver makes a pass on camera
    • Your driver moves up one position while they are shown on the ticker at the top of the screen.
    • Your driver is shown in any graphic, excluding the ticker or top 3 standings. 
    • Any radio transmission is played from your driver or his crew.
    • Your driver is featured in any commercial. 
  • Take two drinks when:
    • Your driver passes for the lead.
    • Your driver laps Danica or a BK Racing car on camera.
    • Your driver is featured in an intro or outro segment on the broadcast network. (eg. "you're watching NASCAR on FOX")
    • Your driver makes an unscheduled pit-stop. 
  • Drink for the entirety of: 
    • Your driver's pit stop, if it is timed by the broadcast network.
    •  An in-car camera view with your driver. 
  • Finish your beer if:
    • Your driver crashes and is listed as "OFF" or "OUT" on the ticker. You may pick a new driver and continue, 
    • Your driver is shown the black flag.
    • Your driver is the lucky dog. 
    • Your driver takes the wave around.
  • Shotgun a beer if:
    • Your driver wins the damn race!!
GENERAL RULES
  • Drink for the entirety of any "Crank It Up!" segment.
  • Drink for each "DWism". You'll know when you hear one. Drink twice for "scoche." 
  • Drink for each gyro-cam shot.
  • Drink for each Goodyear blimp shot.
  • Drink for every reference to "marbles."
  • Drink once for any incident involving Danica Patrick.
  • Drink for three seconds and hold up three fingers on lap 3. Because Dale. 

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